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Sunday, October 17, 2010

Gentlemen Prefer Mochas


I suckered him into it last weekend.  With a hankering for Bitterroot valley apples and pears, and several years' worth of missing the scene, we headed to the Missoula farmer's market last Saturday morning before the football game.  With both kids wanting to go with me, guilt was piling high on Danish Cowboy to hop in the vehicle with me and head downtown.  He isn't a farmer's market sort of guy.
Especially not a Missoula farmer's market type of guy.  He was shamed both before and after by all the people familiar with the market and also familiar with him.  "Granolas.  Bicyclists.  Hippies.  Medical marijuana prescription cardholders.  These are the kinds you will see there," they said.  Not his usual bunch of pals.  But before long, even he was getting into the spirit of things.
The Missoula farmer's market is special for many reasons, not the least of which is the fact that it is actually in Missoula.  Beyond that, though, are the people and the attitudes.  A large portion of the vendors are of the Hmong culture.  In the Vietnam war era, the Hmong people of Laos were recruited by the American military to fight against the enemy.  Largely abandoned and the target of Vietnamese agression after the war, many of that culture emigrated to the United States and settled in various communities, Missoula being one of them.  The continue to maintain their traditions and have some of the finest looking produce available at the market.  In August and September, they often have mountain huckleberries for sale.
The most important part of the market from my perspective is the attitude that comes with it.  Yes, there are some very "crunchy" people there, but the Local Food Movement that they promote is so, so important.  Many of the people at the market are also the same ones that help to run community gardens and bring agriculture in to our schools.  All too often, kids in our society come to believe that food comes from cardboard boxes, plastic containers, and drive through windows.  Progressive towns like Missoula are trying to change all of that.  Community supported agriculture keeps local farmers in business, keeps people and the earth healthy, prevents urban sprawl, and often contributes an overabundance of produce to local food banks.  It tastes pretty good, too. 

People are led to believe that eating fresh, organic produce is for the rich man's world.  Guess what?  It's not.  Grow your own.  Buy locally and in season.  Be happy.
Of course, I'm not the perfect one to talk about this since I live in what could almost be considered a food desert (another subject for another time), but the local food movement is something I really believe in.  Searching out farmers markets wherever I go is one way that I can support it.  I can't think of a finer way to spend a Saturday morning. 
 
Neither can Danish Cowboy, apparently.  With the local food-ers also comes coffee.  Really good coffee, locally roasted, though not locally grown (we're all hypocrites at some point, eh?)  I think country boy is starting to see the benefits of this liberal type of life. 

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Smiling for a reason...



I love taking pictures of my kids. I will sit there and snap away whilst they play. And when they turn and pose it makes it all worth it. The smiles captivate me,
the goofball nose crunches make me giggle. So innocent, so sweet! But wait, there's more. Turns out he was laughing at me.

The thief had stolen my tomatoes. Green, and too little to be fried (the tomatoes that is, not the kid). Dirty little bugger.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

An Open Letter From My Checkbook

Oh, Dearest Emily,


We do this every year, you and I. All fall and winter you rave about the insanity of annual plants, about the waste that they cause on the earth. The endless watering to create a few short months of blooms, the expense of planting them only to watch them fade during day after day of 100 degree heat.
And I remind you that they are akin to throwing money in the air. Unlike vegetables and perennials, you have nothing left to show for your hard work at the end of the year. But still you rob the last check blank from me and sign your life away. And I, well I have nothing left to offer you for fall home improvements. You will have to forego several square feet of new office flooring because you could not avoid the call of the "bedding plants have arrived" signs around town. You have no backbone.
Not only did you buy petunies and geraniums and marigolds three weeks ago, now you have succumbed to the lure of the pansy. Let me correct myself.
Several pansies. And then there was the expense of twine to create a clever grid system to keep the cats out while the flowers fill in the spaces. I laugh at you on these June evenings where the temperatures reach 25 degrees and you foolishly have to cover the tender, weak annuals every night. And uncover them every morning. You and I both know that you don't have time for this.
I hear you talking to the pansies as though their lovely blooms resembled a face. And though I see how content their captivating colors make you, I tremble at the thought of where this might go when you get older. Next year, let's not do this. Perennials and vegetables only. Maybe one pack of pansies. But only one. Promise?
Love,
Your Checkbook (aka the "Fun Coupon" supplier)

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

The Price of Spring










Today is the day that I resolve to attack this blog with a new fervor! A new dedication to keeping you updated on the fascinating detals of my life. I've been busy, you know. We had calving season. There are 8 cows left to pop a baby out and the excitement has worn off. Every year, I pester Danish Cowboy about when the first calf will arrive. And every year, after about 75% of the way through, the newness wears off. The calving smells start to linger in the house and I try to feign a mild interest so that Danish Cowboy and I can report our days to one another.And that underground sprinkling system I told you about last year: it, along with the sewer line replacement and months of ice settling on the lawn, have left us some nasty scars in the form of bare spots which have required raking, shoveling, tamping, and leveling. God forbid the lawn is uneven and large clumps of dirt remain behind! This is a ranch, for pete's sake. Manicured lawns required.
At some point I got tired of leveling underground sprinkler trenches and just threw down some weed fabric and made a new flower bed. It also takes more time now than it ever did to get the kids dressed and ready to go out. They insist on helping, which, while cute, can make one scream as they put shirts on their legs and yank the socks off that you have just wrestled onto them. The thing that has sucked the most life out of me over the past three weeks, however, has been illness of the family. I can't chalk it up to swine flu, but I want to.
I also managed to plant the cold season portion of my garden: potatoes, onions, peas and shallots. Danish Cowboy, if I tell you that I put shallots in the supper rather than onions, would you eat it then? And the mini-sprinkler system shown above? We should have an ecology chat on the virtues of microirrigation. It fascinates me.
Okra!
Marigolds!

Weirdly angled photos of my tall and lanky seedlings! (Note to non-gardeners: tall and lanky is not good in this situation. Shine on, sun! Shine on, because you haven't been doing that for the past two weeks.)
I've also created a new rubber mulch walkway where there used to exist a wheelchair ramp. A few stairs, a new rain barrel and some better planning on my part and we shall be good to go. The moral of this story: when thine Wal-Mart with thou rubber mulch existeth over 100 miles away, buy enough of it to completeth your project.
Does it ever end? Seriously. Does it?

Monday, March 23, 2009

Seed Arrival




Remember a few weeks ago when I told you how excited I was to order my seeds from Fedco? Even more exciting than receiving their catalog is receiving the actual seeds themselves! And because Danish Cowboy made me work all weekend long and because I was unable to snap even one photo, you will have to look at seed packets instead whilst I tell you the tale of my first weekend of spring.

The calves have started to arrive. Every time we turned our back on Saturday, it seemed like a new baby was born. I even saw one mother stand up to have her baby calf. She dropped it on its head. A cruel entrance into the world, but it apparently suffered no ill effects. Baby calves are a lot of work. First you have to zoom over and lift its leg to determine gender. And then you have to go back to the house and assemble ear tags, shots, rubber bands (for the males), FastTrack for the digestive system and other things baby calves need for a good start. Then you have to go out and administer all of these things to baby calf while an anxious and oftentimes enraged cow snorts down your back (and I'm referring to Danish Cowboy only here -- I almost got pinned once between a mama cow and a large hard barn wall because she was very unhappy with my presence. I was frozen and I was envisioning my pelvis being crushed into a million tiny pieces. Danish Cowboy repeatedly screamed at me to run -- and did I ever. I tend to avoid close contact with mama cows as a general rule.)

There have been three trips to the veterinarian in the last week. Two resulted in Cesarean sections (one singleton, one with twins) and one resulted in twins being pulled from their mother's womb in the traditional way. With 150 or more pounds of calf and eight legs, you can imagine the confusion that might result in trying to be born. (I am starting these peppers this weekend along with the tomatoes.)
Did you know that the approximate cost of a Cesarean section on a cow in eastern Montana is somewhere around $300.00? And did you know that the approximate cost of a human C-section in eastern Montana resulting in twins (WITHOUT NICU time) hovers somewhere around $15,000.00? Yes, dear husband, I know there was all you can eat chocolate cake at the hospital and I did eat all that I could eat, but still...think about this descrepancy. And on a side note, I have considered having another child just for that chocolate cake.
Okra? In Montana? That seems to be a less than obvious selection for my garden. I'll keep you updated.

Doesn't Cream of Saskatchewan Watermelon just remind you of hot July days spent eating juicy watermelon? In Canada?

And to top it all off there have been four sets of twins born. We have sold two of the extras to neighboring ranchers who have lost calves during delivery and we are currently bottle-feeding the first twin born. The final set was born last night and we will likely be bottle-feeding one of them as well. And then there was the oddball calf in my entryway this morning. He appeared to be not at all well when Danish Cowboy brought him to the house at 6:00 this morning, but was progressing nicely by the time I left. I have also received word that one of the twins born this morning is also in my entryway. I am so glad that I vaccuumed and mopped last night. So very, very glad.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Foreshadowing, Farm Style



This is Paul. He is an expert in underground sprinkler installation. He became an expert simply by installing his very own underground sprinkler system in his very own yard. So by default, he was drafted to oversee the installation of our very own undergound sprinkler system in our yard. This past October, Danish Cowboy and I purchased supplies in preparation for installation. I wish I had a video of the crazy salesperson at Lowe's. He was used car salesman crazy. He was the reason that I very rarely ask for assistance when I shop. However, Danish Cowboy has a different philosophy and is much more tolerant and so he asked for help. I excused myself for a large block of time while they were shopping. I still chuckle at the idea of him, the crazy sales guy and one year old twins sifting through PVC fittings while I wandered the lighting fixtures aisle and dreamed about cupboard facelifts.We then enlisted lots of help. Installing underground sprinklers is very hard work. Twins falling in 18" trenches makes the job even worse. I ended up staying inside most of that weekend baking frozen pizzas, mixing lemonade and bringing alcoholic beverages to the hard workers. It took a surprisingly small amount of alcohol to get this thing installed. They were simply too tired for those shenanigans.
We loaned the trencher from my sister-in-law and most of the first morning was spent swearing at it, kicking the wheels, and trying to pull it along with the 4-wheeler. I laughed heartily from my seat at the picture window. I am not sure which foul word was the magic ticket, but they did eventually convince it to work. It probably also helped that my husband and Paul are handy. I had no idea how useful a guy could be until I met Danish Cowboy. He changes the oil in our own "outfits."
The trenching started here.
And continued on behind the house, around the sewer, to the garden, through the power line (well not through the power line as we were responsible enough to call that "one call does it all" utility locator number, but you know what I mean) and on to the west front of the yard. It is hard to know where to end a yard when you are surrounded by many, many acres which you have total control over. And I'm not gloating here -- it just simply takes a lot more acres in this part of the world to survive. Sometimes I wish for a 1/4 acre lot so that my neighbor could tell me where to end. The obsessive-compulsive side of me would not fret over the unclean line between irrigated and non-irrigated. I may have to install a fence to protect myself from insanity.
Let me be clear here lest you think I have abandoned my conservation-minded ways.


I despise yards. I believe they are a wasteful use of resources and cause way too many dangerous chemicals from fertilizers and pesticides to enter into our aquifer and surface water supplies. They require work and are a boring monoculture which does not support a healthy soil or wildlife community. But you know what? Out here, I'd be foolish not to have one that was well-watered and kept green. If you've ever seen a fire sweep across a prairie (a common occurrence), you too would want some protection that the green offers. They call this area of green the wildland-urban interface. Those words are very expensive, I know.



And also I want my kids to be able to play baseball on grass rather than pebbles.


And not get bitten by rattlesnakes hiding in the brush that a non-yard would provide.


And so I've succumbed to the yard philosophy. Grumble. Grumble. Grumble.


Paul, Danish Cowboy and our neighbor friends worked hard so that we might have a much more stress free lawn come summertime. You would not believe the tamping, the digging and the tamping and the digging required to do this sort of thing. And after all of the help left, Danish Cowboy continued with the tamping, digging, gluing of pipe, and some more tamping and digging. And digging. And tamping.
I hope it works. We kind of installed it and left it at that. Oops. But hey, no one wants to run water through these things just before winter. We plan to bring our resident sprinkler system expert Paul back in the spring to get this system working. We hope. Next step: the human free, gas free, exhaust free lawn mower gadget. Is there such a thing?

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Perusing Seed Catalogs




There's a magical moment in mid-December that I have anxiously awaited for the past five or so years (thanks to a recommendation by Martha Stewart). It's not the 12 days of Christmas, it's not holiday parties and it's not the start of football bowl season. Can you guess what it is?

Do you have any ideas yet?Well, you sillies, it's the arrival of my Fedco Seed Catalog! It's black-and-white, printed on newsprint and is the most lovely piece of liberal reading material that I can get my hands on all year long. Slightly sarcastic, highly whimsical, and dedicated to your local neighborhood farmer, it's everything you could ever want in a seed catalog.Who could have foreseen that I would ever demand qualities in a seed catalog?

Fedco went on a mission about three years ago to vet their product line of anything that was genetically modified and products from companies who were known proponents of genetic manipulation (Be gone, Monsanto!). Natural selection to produce desired qualities is one thing. Inserting genes from one species into another to allow for indiscriminate use of chemicals such as Roundup on a crop is something entirely different. Entirely. We are creating a world filled with chemically resistant cultivars so that when it really matters and we need to eradicate a weed, it simply won't be possible without chemicals that turn our children into green-skinned, three-legged sloths. Let me dismount from my soapbox. I love this co-op. Who else would think of selling garden seeds for school fundraisers? What a grand idea and so much better than, say, beef jerky or dried out chocolates.Their brand of sarcasm is right up my alley. Directions for ordering. Complete with a request to be neat! There are actual humans behind this catalog. Real life people.But most important to the catalog is their product offering. They give their customers complete and honest descriptions, oftentimes with a history. Honesty is the best policy for them -- if they don't have a product due to crop failure or if something is tricky to grow -- they let you know this right up front.
They have the classic varieties, weird varieties, heirloom varieties, and new introductions. There was the misbegotten year when I ordered this garden peach tomato. It sounded lovely. Except I overlooked the fact that it was fuzzy. It was the most productive tomato year I've ever had. Fuzzy tomatoes. Geesh.

I. Love. My. Fedco Seed Catalog. Please look them up and request a catalog. You'll feel good about yourself and you'll throw all those other bright-colored, evil-doing seed company catalogs right out the window. I ordered no fewer than 24 seed varieties, a set of onions, a set of shallots, and two types of potatoes. And I sent the order in by mail. Not internet, not fax, and not phone. I feel so homesteady.
If you don't garden, I'm sorry. Really, really sorry. We'll discuss this later.
Peace and Love,
Homestead Girl